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Boomerangs: Those ones who never quite go away

It seems that many of us (well… me anyway), tend to have at least one guy/girl in our life who never quite goes away. You know the one.. the one you probably been erased at least once in a fit of...

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After The First Date: Now What?

 Like you need me to tell you?Well, since you’re probably sitting around just waiting, trying to not think about it with a slow gnawing in your stomach.. you probably have nothing else to do....

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Impulse control

If you’ve been reading this blog for more than 2 seconds, its pretty clear I have a a problem with impulse control. I love love love making decisions. Really fast. And informed by the minimum of data....

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Learning to flirt

I always thought of myself as a good flirt. I had no shortage of guy friends growing up and I made them laugh. Some even kissed me in-between chuckles. Wasn’t that flirting? Apparently no. I didn’t...

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The Black Out

For the uninitiated, the ‘black out’ is a term for ‘not remembering anything’ the night after overindulging your taste for the goddess ‘alcohol’. Blacking out isn’t reserved for alcoholics and college...

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Concessions.. and not the popcorn variety

I’ve often been accused of being too flexible. The Queen of the concession. Driven by an insatiable need to be liked, I’ll be whatever and whoever you want me to be. I’ve become many different people...

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Do bears shit in the woods? Boyfriends do..

 My track record with dating as been quite the ride of exciting adventures, escapades and in this instance, a spine quivering, bowl loosening ‘come to Jesus’ moment. I found Scooter while fishing...

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If I had a million dollars.. I’d be rich?

Yesterday as I stopped by my local gas station for my mid week ‘pick-me’up’ (aka a Peppermint Patty and a lottery ticket), I noticed a handwritten sign taped to the cash register; ‘$500 winning scratch...

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Profile no no’s

This week seems to have been ‘scary’ week on Match.com. Not content with sending me every sexagenarian (look it up, and no, its not sexy) in the Denver metro area, now they’re sending me all the...

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How not to have a first date

Last night I went on a date with a thoroughly cynical and defensive person. They were judgmental, a little mean and way too intense for a first date. I don’t think I’d like a second date, in fact I...

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How not to get a tattoo

Follow these simple rules and avoid scarring your body with some unintelligible, stupid or downright embarrassing ink forever!!!! Do not awake from a dream with an idea that having this THING inked on...

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